• Server power died. I was told not to do a remote boot but I couldn't resist. There was this button saying 'Boot Me. You know you want to…' #
  • Time to walk the dog. Hope it's warm outside. #
  • No wifi in the fields. #
  • Back from walkies. Dog wants to go round again! #
  • Got to send a fax now. Haven't sent a fax in ages. Hope I can remember how to do it. I'll never find the instruction manual. #
  • I bet I put it in the fax machine the wrong way and send a load of blank pages. #