• Liverpool have beaten Man U 2-0. #
  • It would be great if they had flash on the iPod. Why haven't they? #
  • I'm getting 'clock back' time log now. I should be in bed. #
  • Or even time 'lag'. See, it's affecting my fingers now. #
  • Goodbye geocities. #
  • Can't believe it's the start of another exciting week already. #
  • @wolfnix Happy Birthday. Presents are under the bed with the leftover pizza. #
  • I just don't feel like doing anything today. Which is unusual for me. #
  • Hurry up and launch I need to go out. #
  • Shame about the rocket not being launched. #
  • We'd never launch a rocket like that in the UK. Too many leaves about, and the wrong kind of snow. #
  • I am now eating a chicken leg. #
  • Wondering where Mike went. Should I put SAS on standby? #
  • Time for a cofie. #
  • Thinking what to have for breakfast. If I think any longer it will be lunchtime. #
  • Waiting for the rocket to take off is like waiting for a courier service to deliver your package. #
  • I bet the minute I go to the toilet they'll launch it. #
  • I wish one of those watching photographers would sneak over and light the fuse. #
  • Yippeee for launch. #
  • @NASA_Ares_I_X Cangratulations on the smooth launch. Well worth waiting for. I hope the programme continues apace. #
  • Just been slurped by the dog. Right across the mush. Need to wash again. Or just air dry. #
  • I may be too late to get a halloween costume for Friday night so I'll have to go as myself…although that might be too scary! #
  • I've a red nose in a drawer from Comic red nose day. I could use that. Paint my face green, …perfect. Nah I'd look like a traffic light. #
  • It'll have to be my old standby. Throw a white sheet over me and go as a ghost. Yeah…Whooooooooooo!! #
  • @CheeseRations I'd take that iPhone back and get a replacement whilst it's still newish. Even though you got it working. #
  • After my awesome adventures with the vacuum cleaner nozzle attachment a few more spiders are homeless today. #
  • Server power died. I was told not to do a remote boot but I couldn't resist. There was this button saying 'Boot Me. You know you want to…' #
  • Time to walk the dog. Hope it's warm outside. #
  • No wifi in the fields. #
  • Back from walkies. Dog wants to go round again! #
  • Got to send a fax now. Haven't sent a fax in ages. Hope I can remember how to do it. I'll never find the instruction manual. #
  • I bet I put it in the fax machine the wrong way and send a load of blank pages. #
  • Fax sent okay although it could have ended up anywhere. #
  • @dhstatus Is the status page stuck? in reply to dhstatus #
  • Went to the Halloween party last night. Just a shame that it's tonight. #
  • I think it's the time ripple from the LHC coming back to stop me doing things. #
  • "I want it all, and I want it now!" #
  • I said the fish was nice but it was chicken. Must have been the weird sauce with it. #
  • I guessed the carrots correctly though. #
  • Wet and windy 1st November. #
  • Bleeding radiators. Don't you just love that job. You never saw them doing that in Star Trek. #